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    ben-c:

    ifbuteverythought:

    vinebox:

    My typical school day

    As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

    WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

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  2. bekstek:

    mintike:

    IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

    oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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    image

    cracks me up every time

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  3. Video

    ink-n-severedties:

    toteardown:

    cratenculture:

    One of the TRUEST things I’ve ever came across.

    Always reblog.

    Wow

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  4. chalkandwater:

Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.

    chalkandwater:

    Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.

    (via gnarly)

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  5. landorus:

    tomato-market:

    landorus:

    DO CHICKENS HAVE EARS HOW DO THEY HEAR THINGS

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    heard u were talking shit

    i cant believe ive never noticed their ears before

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  7. nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.

    nurdsite:

    My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

    …they are no longer friends.

    (via stevessj)

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  8. nickfuckface:

    parents: “u should be more active”
    me: image

    (via so-humorous)

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  9. hope-for-komaeda:

    bunnywithacape:

    'Olay?'
    ‘Olay.’
    The Fault In Our Sombreros.

    Nacho average love story.

    it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions

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  10. Video
    Mydriasis & Miosis

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